Want those followers that you could never get on twitter? We all want to be paid attention to. What better way to attract attention to yourself than to include hotbutton words that perk up some ears and get people listening? The fine interns at the NSA are all ears.
Recommended phrase: I may work at Target but I’m not a failure. I warned the prince of Nigeria of scammers via social media.
Here’s a generator for when you’re out of ideas: http://nsa.motherboard.tv
But please don’t limit yourself to these limitless phrase generators. Feel free to express the real you.